Forbidden snack

I may have taken the whole PBS accounts, I’m not from the US

15x8TB drives gives you about 72TB in raidz2, for about £4k in disks, add a server for say £2k

So by not spending £6k they lost everything, they spent $19million on IT in 2025

Someone fucked up

I asked it to generate a SQL query with a bit of python, as the database schema is huge and unknown to me, obviously I checked it for glaring errors etc. I went back and clarified a couple of basic points. It then told me what I was doing was completely wrong, generated new code that worked is a different way, with a different edge case missed.

It’s literally stack overflow but arguing with itself

The main enshitification I’ve seen has been when a project tries to financially support itself via a supported version or enterprise version. More often than not new features get developed for the paid version and the open source version becomes the community version. New features then never got put in to the community version, or it remains in a crippled state

That’s twice as much as I was paying, I’m going to write a strongly worded email to that penguin guy

It would wipe the boot loader, might still do that it’s been a long time size I dual booted, and from what I remember would get massively confused if it couldn’t boot in to windows during one of its update/reboot x3 cycles.

Also would eat kittens given half a chance

I once had a email that crashed the network card on a windows 2000 server. That was not fun to try and find the problem. After the 3rd occurrence the network card got binned

You have to always think, why would the company want to do this, then find the shittiest reason, and that’s usually the reason.

Sex bot

When your KPI and bonus is based on how many people you can recruit what did they think was going to happen

Scun-thorpe if anyone is wondering, Also Penistone a place in England Cockburn a name in the UK And Middlesex and Sussex I might get put on a list 🤣

You can’t compare total force output to efficiency like that. You need power in and power out.

_However, the global economic crash caused a decrease in consumer buying confidence. In addition to this, Marine Diesel Oil (MDO) and the related engine technology required to use it became readily and cheaply available. Fuel prices at that point meant that any savings achieved by the rotor were too small for shipping companies to consider the investment due to the lengthy payback period. _

So yeah cheap fossil fuels strike again

Only to find out your an innocent victim of the Scunthorpe problem https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Scunthorpe_problem

Come on everyone knows you fight fire with fire

Nah normal mountain bike and cancel the gym

So this year at home I’ve printed: packing slips and address labels, images for the kids are project, insurance documents to keep in the car (Europe trip), plane tickets as a backup. Some course notes summary things.

At work: fuck loads of stuff, basically same as home x10

We gave it a simple task of scan the internet for industry news, put results in a table formatted like x. It goes around 3-4 days before messing up. We have concluded that if it was an actual employee it would have either been sacked or put on performance review.

It’s the quest for infinite growth and fomo, just needed a good/bad salesman to come along

It actually genius, as if there was a nuclear war, things would be that fucked up, no one would be able to claim. And you can also define what nuclear war is, one nuke isn’t a war it’s “terrorism” so not covered, dirty bomb? Also terrorism