Maybe autocorrect knows what we’re up to
Carla was the prom queen
Maybe autocorrect knows what we’re up to


People have no idea. No fucking idea what we spare them on a daily basis
I did not know that about the oldest living organism thing. where is this ancient fungi?
Ok this is some of the funniest shit I have seen in a minute if this is real. Wtaf lmfao
Technophobia is lame


She was a capitalist, and it’s not a bad thing
You’re right. Mushrooms aren’t plants. I stand corrected
Not a like in depth metal lover, but I will say the music at live metal concerts/festivals is some of the most legit fucking rock I have ever beheld. The energy is amazing. I screamed myself hoarse and pretty sure I got a concussion in a like circle mosh pit thing. Also kind strangers provided me with sunscreen and cannabis
It is truly funny if you take a step back and think about it like an alien would. It’s like when little monkeys that live near humans steal the booze sometimes or intentionally eat fermented fruit because they’re filthy little alcoholics. Fascinating little critters we are
Let’s not forget thc, morphine, and psilocybin


Yea ikr? I get the whole statistical aspect of it as useful information from the crowd wisdom or whatever, but actually betting on it is full on gambling. Like it’s a gamblers wet dream!
Just seems unsporting to not try