AngularViscosity

If I put my Mint computer to sleep, the wifi adapter stops working completely. 🤡

A friend gifted me some extraordinary grass

That explains the nature of the shitpost 🤭

I’ve been this person downtown. I had to warn two Spanish women of using their cellphones on the street where I had witnessed two blatant motorcycle snatchers drive off with people’s cellphones. One of them found me annoying and wouldn’t look up from her screen to listen to what I was saying. Alright, ma’am, you do you. My bad.

The worst dish for Thanksgiving and any other day of the year, change my mind.

This feels a bit misleading. You need to locate the files on your system to play or point to a URL that has them.

The sooner the better. Can’t wait!

Kaboom! 💣 💥

Operation Twin Sword Friction

⚔️ ⚔️ 💦

I could pass for an Italian 👀

Her side eye, I can’t 😂

Boston Market said

But did this work? Asking for, uh, a friend.

I’d like this better if it was socialism rather than communism.

Because that’s how psychology and physiology works, obviously.

You should try reading or at least watching the video.

No, so much no. Weight isn’t always under people’s control. I’d even argue it’s not even under our control most of the time.

https://youtu.be/pOJYTMe_bp4

Ok, dad! 🙄

Just a reminder that sucking your own cock feels a lot more like sucking cock than getting your cock sucked.

Anyway, what I’m saying is knock yourself out.

Everything I eat tastes like the last thing I ate.

Bold of you to assume I can read

Pfft, I wish! I had to kill five today that got inside through the door and none of my lazy cats got up.

I see a total of two shitheads commenting live bait and for every one of those, at least three people are shitting on them when they could’ve just downvoted and moved on.

If your point is “who’s starting it” rather than who’s fueling it, it’s disingenuous and overly generous.