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Return_of_Chippy@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 21 hours ago

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Return_of_Chippy@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 21 hours ago
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  • potoooooooo 🥔@lemmy.world
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    3 hours ago

    I want mine still mooing.

  • TigerAce@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    4 hours ago

    There are few things I don’t like, peanut butter is one of them. I’d rather eat this (I do like peanuts).

  • Lucidlethargy@sh.itjust.works
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    6 hours ago

    Needs more grapes.

  • assassinatedbyCIA@lemmy.world
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    6 hours ago

    Your bread is pretty well done. I like mine medium rare.

  • solidheron@sh.itjust.works
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    8 hours ago

    That you bought super chunky peanut butter

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    21 hours ago

    i like the implication that bread just grows like that

    • stupidcasey@lemmy.world
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      16 hours ago

      He said rare not raw.

      • lime!@feddit.nu
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        16 hours ago

        so those are lightly jellied grapes/buttered peanuts?

        • stupidcasey@lemmy.world
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          16 hours ago

          Na, just the outside is cooked just like in steak.

          • Flagstaff@programming.dev
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            8 hours ago

            Touché!

    • Return_of_Chippy@lemmy.worldOP
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      20 hours ago

      It does

  • Zier@fedia.io
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    12 hours ago

    You MONSTER!!!

  • stupidcasey@lemmy.world
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    16 hours ago

    I prefer mine well done

    (Peanut butter flavored jelly belly)

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    17 hours ago

    What do you think the B stands for?

    • Hupf@feddit.org
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      11 hours ago

      Just insert a comma

    • Return_of_Chippy@lemmy.worldOP
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      16 hours ago

      Burger

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      Booty

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    21 hours ago

    Quality shitpost, would comment again.

    • Return_of_Chippy@lemmy.worldOP
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      20 hours ago

      Thanks babe

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    20 hours ago

    image

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      19 hours ago

      Donkey.

  • red_bull_of_juarez@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    20 hours ago

    I had no idea that jelly is made from grapes. In my almost 50 years on this earth I have never heard of that. There’s really no point to my comment, except maybe to serve as a reminder to never take knowledge for granted.

    • Phantaloons@piefed.zip
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      4 hours ago

      You mean it isn’t ham?!

    • stupidcasey@lemmy.world
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      16 hours ago

      Grape jelly is made of grapes …

      • Phantaloons@piefed.zip
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        looks harder at label

        Grape-flavored Jelly

        nahhhh

    • Equinox1289@sh.itjust.works
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      • Jelly is fruit juice paste made with gelatin or pectin.

      • Jam is the exact same except with mashed bits of fruit.

      • Preserves have whole chunks

      • lime!@feddit.nu
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        16 hours ago

        …if you’re in the us.

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          Yes in some other places what we refer to as jello (gelatine-based fruit-flavored wobble) you call jelly. But the jelly in a classic PBJ is assumed to be made from concord grape juice and sugar, jellified by pectin. Do you guys not distinguish between the pectin and gelatin kinds?

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            no, the distinction is the same, it’s just that from what i’ve seen of american grape jelly i would call it a jam.

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              It isn’t a jam, as it has none of the fruit left in it. Its just juice.

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              Oof I typed a response with 3 recipe links and lost it so I’ll just say jelly is clear bc juice, jam is opaque bc fruit

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                yeah but the grape stuff is somewhere inbetween. it’s like semi-opaque.

                the only jelly readily available here is made from red currants, because it’s a common side to game, and that thing is basically fully see-through.

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                  Apple jelly is clear, and is the base for mint jelly, but I think maybe y’all use mint sauce instead?

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      I mean jam is just made from any fruit right? Or is jelly not jam and truly a specific thing?

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        jam is made from mashed fruit, jelly is made from fruit juice. basically the same process except the solids are strained out

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          We just use jelly beans and peanuts around here, I dunno what you folks are on about.

          Who the fuck can afford jelly or grapes these days?

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            10 hours ago

            I still have some from the before times

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      20 hours ago

      Or, more enjoyably, from raspberries.

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        Or, more enjoyably, from strawberries.

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          18 hours ago

          But black cherries

      • red_bull_of_juarez@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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        I knew about all kinds of jam/jelly. Just never once grapes.

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          I’ve had jam made from red wine. Soo…

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      I too have had the experience of learning something I just never thought about from childhood on. And I will note that most jelly (and purple grape juice, and Manischewitz passover wine) is made from Concord grapes, which are not the same kind as are usually eaten raw from a grocery store. So no judgement, just curious: do you mean you never noticed the jar says “Concord Grape Jelly” or do you just not eat/encounter jelly?

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        I’m not in the US. Grape jelly just isn’t popular here. You get jam/jelly from all kinds of fruit, strawberry, raspberry, cherry, orange, lemon, blueberry, apricot, peach, … I just never, ever saw grape jelly. I am sure that you can get it in well-stocked supermarkets, but as I rarely eat jelly, I never came across it.

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          Okay that makes total sense then. The fruits you listed I have mostly seen as jam or marmalade or preserves rather than jelly.

          As a person who doesn’t like grape seeds or squashy grapes I don’t think I’d like grape jam. I wonder if a winery with extra grape juice made the first grape jelly?

          Concord grapes don’t make great wine, but their growers are probably doing better than the fine wineries right now with the wine glut and people pinching pennies with cheap food like PBJs for the kids.

          I grew up in a strawberry town and make my own strawberry jam using my mom’s recipe. So even though the “iconic American PBJ” uses grape jelly we always had strawberry jam in ours.

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    I thought jelly was made of bone
    You need some crunchy ulnas on there

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      ???

      You must be somewhere other than the US. “Jelly” is preserves/jam, not gelatin.

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      The J in PB&J is generally for jelly, as in fruit preserves, not Jello.

      Fruit preserves are generally made using pectin which is not derived from bones.

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        Oh, TIL

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    That’s not just rare, that’s critically endangered! Extinct in the wild, even!

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    Need to add some sliced sugar beet, sugarcane or corn.

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      Or just pour some sugar on me it.

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