Between the time when the oceans drank Atlantis, and the rise of the sons of Aryas, there was an age undreamed of. And unto this, Conan, destined to bear the jeweled crown of the ever-online upon a troubled brow. It is I, his chronicler, who alone can tell thee of his saga. Let me tell you of the days of high broadband!
Probably pre smartphone times
Yeah, because we dialup users definitely didn’t do all nighters online. At 300 baud. Nope, sure didn’t.
That’s how long it took to look at a few medium res images.
Not sure if nip or mole and wont know for another 10-15 minutes.
Still not as bad as pulling segments off Usenet to piece together based on faith in a description.
Date in the corner says 2015
Yes the dark ages.
Between the time when the oceans drank Atlantis, and the rise of the sons of Aryas, there was an age undreamed of. And unto this, Conan, destined to bear the jeweled crown of the ever-online upon a troubled brow. It is I, his chronicler, who alone can tell thee of his saga. Let me tell you of the days of high broadband!
Parody website
Yeah, it’s part of the Onion network, isn’t it?
Yes, the long lost, pre-smartphone era of January 2015