cross-posted from: https://lemmy.blahaj.zone/post/18111005

Tag yourself! I’m Blocked

(We apologize for the previously offensive bit- those responsible have been sacked)

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  • Dragon Rider (drag)@lemmy.nzEnglish
    2811·
    22 days ago

    Fun fact: dragons have a cloaca with a penis inside. The penis extends out from the cloaca when erect, but when flaccid you can stimulate the prostate with a hand, dick, or dildo. Always wash thoroughly before having sex and only fuck sapient dragons who can verbally consent.

    Until next time!

    • GHiLA@sh.itjust.works
      11·
      22 days ago

      *I’m David Attenborough, join me next time when we discuss the intimacies of the northeastern mountain Unicorn."

      violins

    • interdimensionalmeme@lemmy.ml
      14·
      21 days ago

      Sapience is not a requirement for consent. Or consent is not required where sapience does not exist. Or more likely, it is proportional. Consent and sapience is not a binary, a dog cannot talk but it will bite your nuts off if it doesn’t want you using it like a self cleaning self heating fleshlight. The same applies dragon

      You are not ready for the future.