oh I got the joke, nobody want to be an Iron
Man… I always picked iron because it was the easiest to grip
And slide
Why is there a dong cage?
That’s what the get out of jail free card is for
because it’s 4pm honey…
Its strapon time
Because it’s locktober. Lock your sissies up!
I like the spring piece but my brother is always stealing it
Poor lil fella
I’m down to read your fanfic
Everyone knows the race car is the best.
Screw that, gimme the battleship
I beg to differ… It is common knowledge that the boot is the best piece to use if you want to win
Because of the strap?
Because of the implication.
THIMBLE FOR LIFE
…the penis?
Oh man it’s been a long time since I’ve played. For all I remember it could have have had a penis and I just forgot.
Hmmm… If only it were a penis…
I’m disappointed in myself that I didn’t notice the dick cage until I read about it in the comments. I should probably get some sleep…
No no, that’s a good thing. Congrats.
I irrationally want to swap the places of the dog and the hat so that the top row would all be things you wear.
I would have said that a wish for categorisation was pretty rational.
I fully support the dog-hat swap!
No that’s pretty rational. An irrational reason to move those pieces would be because the pancakes you had for breakfast had too much syrup on them.
Just lock me up, i wanna go to jail.
Number 2
Fuck you. I’m always the dog.
Ok, I take the car or the magic hat.
Car 4 lyfe
True either dog or fingerhat
I’ve never heard someone call a thimble that.
I think I called it that, because this would be the literal translation of “Fingerhut” (the German word) and I sounded right so I guessed it would be the same in English.
(I edited the comment, because I actually made a mistake in the first place)
Well it worked well enough I knew what you were talking about. Make me think of how glove in German is literally hand shoe.
Yes indeed
What’s the difference between the thimble and the cock cage?
The difference should be the size, but not all of us would know
One you can fit your cock in it and the other you can fit in your cock
Maybe not size but shape?
I wanna play with the dick cage.
The dong protector/ lemon zester is always my favorite piece because it can obviously fill both roles at the same time.
It’s supposed to be a thimble.
I don’t think bird cages are designed for protection.
That’s not a…why?
I have a newer edition of Monopoly which has a T-rex, so obviously I always play as the T-rex.
I’m very sad Parker Brothers’ replaced the horse-and-rider with the cage.
